It's a fruit salad. It's an aphrodisiac. Does summer get any better than this?
I invented this fruit salad after reading a chapter in Iwan Bloch's Sex Life in England (1934) entitled "Curious Sexual Instruments." Bloch was an old-school German sexologist -- indeed, he is credited for being one of the founders of that branch of study -- who wrote comprehensive books on large chunks of sexual life, including a biography of the Marquis de Sade and books on prostitution, erotic literature, and sexual odors. In "Curious Sexual Instruments," we find not only what you would expect, but also a few paragraphs on aphrodisiacs identified by experts. A certain M. Venette, author of De la Generation de l'Homme ou Tableau de l'Amour Conjugal singles out foods such as egg whites, "sweet strong wine," and milk. Another gentleman named Ryan adds to the list fish, turtles, oysters, crabs, lobsters, eggs, artichokes, truffles, mushrooms, celery, cocoa, onions, cinnamon, pepper, apricots, strawberries and peaches. Bloch's third source, the pornographic novel The Amatory Experience of a Surgeon (1881), is perhaps the least credible of the lot, but I believe everyone should try once what it recommends: making your move on the ladies with a cinnamon-covered hand.
Or you could try this fruit salad instead. Enjoy it with some of the other ingredients on the list: begin with raw oysters and chilled artichokes in a truffle mayonnaise, then tuck into a bouillabaisse of fish, shellfish, celery and onions, perhaps.
Whatever you do, save some room for dessert, because this is the best fruit salad I've ever tasted. If they don't like your peaches after this concoction, heaven help you.
I Really Like Your Peaches Fruit Salad
2 ripe peaches, cubed
2 ripe apricots (or dried ones, left to soak in water until plump), cubed
strawberries in some form, either fresh or frozen and chopped, or a scoop of homemade strawberry preserves or syrup
a few shakes of cinnamon
a few grinds of black pepper
2 T. "strong, sweet wine" such as Port, Madeira, or an ice wine
1 pint whipping cream
Mix together all ingredients but the whipping cream. Let macerate for at least 30 minutes. Adjust sweetening by adding a bit more Port, if necessary.
While fruit is macerating, whip cream until very stiff, even lumpy, and add a bit of sugar while whipping. An alternative is to use slightly sweetened ricotta or crème fraiche. Serve in individual bowls with a dollop of whipped cream on top and a drizzle of Port.
1 comment:
mm. That sounds heavenly. Of course, I'd be eating it all myself, as M dislikes peaches. Oh, the hardship.
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